W. C. Fields Quotes & Sayings
65 most famous W. C. Fields quotes and sayings (comedian). These are the first 10 quotes we have.
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”
“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.”
“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.”
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