W. C. Fields Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
W. C. Fields quotes and sayings page 5 (comedian). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 65 we have.
“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.”
“There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.”
“Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.”
“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”
“I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.”
“The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.”
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.”
“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.”
“The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.”
“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?”
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