Dennis Miller Quotes & Sayings

46 most famous Dennis Miller quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 63 year old American comedian born on Nov 3, 1953.

Dennis Miller Quotes
“I rant, therefore I am.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.”

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