Dennis Miller Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

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Dennis Miller quotes and sayings page 3 (70 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 46 we have for him.

Dennis Miller Quotes
“I lapsed into rude.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.”
Dennis Miller Quotes
“Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.”

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