Dennis Miller Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

Dennis Miller quotes and sayings page 3 (71 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 46 we have for him.

“I lapsed into rude.”

“We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.”

“Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.”

“Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.”

“The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.”

“You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.”

“The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.”

“I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.”

“A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.”