Dennis Miller Quotes & Sayings

46 most famous Dennis Miller quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 71 year old American comedian born on Nov 3, 1953.

“I rant, therefore I am.”

“There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.”

“Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?”

“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”

“I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.”

“I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless.”

“America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.”

“Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.”