Dennis Miller Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.”

“Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.”

“The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”

“The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.”

“The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.”

“Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.”

“Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.”

“I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.”

“One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.”

“I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.”