Andy Rooney Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.”

“The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.”

“When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.”

“The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.”

“As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.”

“My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.”

“I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.”

“The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.”

“Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.”

“The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.”