Andy Rooney Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Andy Rooney quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased journalist born on Jan 14, 1919). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 47 we have for him.
“I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.”
“We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.”
“I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.”
“It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.”
“Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.”
“Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.”
“Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.”
“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.”
“The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.”
“I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.”
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