Andy Rooney Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

Andy Rooney quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased journalist born on Jan 14, 1919). These are the last 7 out of 47 quotes we have for him.

“Elephants and grandchildren never forget.”

“All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.”

“I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.”

“Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.”

“I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?”

“I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.”

“I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.”