Andy Rooney Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.”

“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”

“Death is a distant rumor to the young.”

“The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.”

“Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.”

“Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.”

“We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.”

“A writer's job is to tell the truth.”

“Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?”

“Nothing in fine print is ever good news.”