Andy Rooney Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

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Andy Rooney quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased journalist born on Jan 14, 1919). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 47 we have for him.

Andy Rooney Quotes
“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.”
Andy Rooney Quotes
“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”
Andy Rooney Quotes
“Death is a distant rumor to the young.”
“The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.”
Andy Rooney Quotes
“Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.”
Andy Rooney Quotes
“Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.”
Andy Rooney Quotes
“We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.”
Andy Rooney Quotes
“A writer's job is to tell the truth.”
Andy Rooney Quotes
“Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?”
Andy Rooney Quotes
“Nothing in fine print is ever good news.”

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