Andy Rooney Quotes & Sayings

47 most famous Andy Rooney quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American journalist who passed away on 4 November, 2011.

“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”

“Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.”

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

“Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.”

“Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.”

“People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.”

“Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.”

“I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.”

“The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.”