Aziz Ansari Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody.”

“You go to any Jay-Z concert, and he plays his hits. Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. It's the hardest thing.”

“I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff.”

“It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.”

“What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.”

“A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.”

“Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.”

“I like the brand Band of Outsiders. Their suits are cut really slim, for smaller framed gentlemen.”

“I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.”

“London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.”