Aziz Ansari Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.”

“I know my fan base is a smart group of people.”

“I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love.”

“Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.”

“I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat.”

“I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.”

“I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.”

“I don't think you can describe your ideal girl. A big part of that is just meeting someone and really clicking with them and wanting to hang out with them all of the time.”

“I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.”

“I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for the bread they use Martin's potato rolls which is just the best hamburger buns ever.”