David Sedaris Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books.”

“I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.”

“I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.”

“When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.”

“Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.”

“If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven't had a new mental adventure since high school. So that's what I like about books on tape, so my mind can't wander anywhere.”

“Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.”

“Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.”

“I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry.”

“I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story.”