David Sedaris Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
David Sedaris quotes and sayings page 3 (67 year old writer). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 59 we have for him.
“People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'”
“But most good movies have a gun in them.”
“I love 'Glee.' I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it okay to cry.”
“My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.”
“I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine.”
“If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve.”
“I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.”
“I sometimes read books on my iPad.”
“I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.”
“There are lots of things that happen to me that I don't write about.”
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