David Sedaris Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)

“I don't like being left to my own thoughts.”

“I love 'Glee.'”

“I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything.”

“I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting.”

“I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended.”

“I think it's important to take chances.”

“I went from having 50 listeners to 50 million listeners.”

“Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered.”

“My sister Tiffany told me years ago, 'You can never write about me.' Then she called six months ago and said she wanted to be in a story. She was worried people thought I didn't like her.”