David Sedaris Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“I don't have email.”

“I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.”

“I've been keeping diaries for 27 years.”

“The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.”

“They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.”

“I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter.”

“Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.”

“Because I've always been a fairly nervous person.”

“But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.”

“I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated.”