Demetri Martin Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)

“I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.”

“I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.”

“I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.”

“Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.”

“I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.”

“It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.”

“Let no man's deathbed be a futon.”

“I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.”

“Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.”

“It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.”