Demetri Martin Quotes & Sayings (Page 9)

“Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.”

“To me, comedy is a game.”

“I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.”

“I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.”

“As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.”

“I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.”

“People only have so much attention.”

“Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.”