Douglas Adams Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.”

“This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”

“I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.”

“He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.”

“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

“The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.”