George Carlin Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
George Carlin quotes and sayings page 4 (deceased comedian born on May 12, 1937). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 53 we have for him.
“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”
“I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.”
“Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.”
“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
“I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.”
“Religion is just mind control.”
“I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.”
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.”
“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.”
“I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.”
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