George Carlin Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
George Carlin quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased comedian born on May 12, 1937). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 53 we have for him.
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
“In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.”
“When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.”
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
“When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.”
“At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.”
“The status quo sucks.”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”
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