George Carlin Quotes & Sayings

53 most famous George Carlin quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 22 June, 2008.

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”

“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.”

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.”

“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”

“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”