George Carlin Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
George Carlin quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on May 12, 1937). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 53 we have for him.
“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.”
“When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.”
“The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.”
“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.”
“If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.”
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.”
“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”
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