Henny Youngman Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Henny Youngman quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Mar 16, 1906). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 49 we have for him.
“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”
“While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.”
“When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.”
“Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.”
“I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.”
“My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”
“She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.”
“You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.”
“This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!”
“My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.”
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