Henny Youngman Quotes & Sayings
49 most famous Henny Youngman quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 24 February, 1998.
“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
“If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.”
“I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.”
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
“A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.”
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
“When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.”
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