Henny Youngman Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Henny Youngman quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased comedian born on Mar 16, 1906). These are the last 9 out of 49 quotes we have for him.
“You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.”
“This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.”
“That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!”
“She has a wash and wear bridal gown.”
“Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.”
“If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.”
“My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.”
“Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.”
“I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.”
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