Henny Youngman Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Henny Youngman quotes and sayings page 4 (deceased comedian born on Mar 16, 1906). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 49 we have for him.
“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?”
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
“This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.”
“You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”
“Take my wife... Please!”
“A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.”
“I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.”
“She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.”
“Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.”
“Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.”
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