Henny Youngman Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Henny Youngman quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased comedian born on Mar 16, 1906). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 49 we have for him.
“What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.”
“If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.”
“You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.”
“I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.”
“How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'”
“A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.”
“The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.”
“There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.”
“I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.”
“My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!”
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