Jay London Quotes & Sayings
35 most famous Jay London quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 58 year old American comedian born on Sep 12, 1966.
“My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.”
“It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.”
“My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.”
“They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.”
“I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.”
“I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.”
“I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.”
“I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.”
“I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.”
“I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.”
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