Jay London Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Jay London quotes and sayings page 2 (58 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 35 we have for him.
“I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.”
“I saw a stationery store move.”
“I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?”
“I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.”
“I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.”
“I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.”
“I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.”
“I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.”
“At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?”
“I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.”
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