Jay London Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.”

“You know what burns me? Matches.”

“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”

“A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.”

“People read me but they don't subscribe.”

“Do you know it was a year a ago today?”

“After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.”

“My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.”

“I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.”

“A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.”