Jay London Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Jay London quotes and sayings page 3 (58 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 35 we have for him.
“My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.”
“You know what burns me? Matches.”
“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”
“A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.”
“People read me but they don't subscribe.”
“Do you know it was a year a ago today?”
“After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.”
“My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.”
“I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.”
“A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.”
Jay London Quotes Rating
No Ratings Yet
Leave A Comment
