Jeff Foxworthy Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That's the guys I'd rather go talk to. I'd rather take my act outside the church.”

“My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!”

“Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.”

“You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!”

“If men have a smell it's usually an accident.”

“I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre.”

“I really don't require a whole lot in life.”

“When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.”

“When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.'”

“I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.”