John Hodgman Quotes & Sayings

“I do not think that a museum needs to engage with pop culture in order to make itself interesting to museumgoers. Museums are already interesting and engaging with pop culture for its own sake is just a quick way to seem and become dated.”

“My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.”

“Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.”

“I know nothing about letting go.”

“First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.”

“It would be rather naive to imagine that Oprah doesn't have an Earth Evacuation Plan. You know Richard Branson does - his is in plain sight.”

“When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it's going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly.”

“For a long time, I would write without music, because I thought it was distracting until I appreciated that it actually unlocks a certain unconscious productivity vault in my mind.”

“Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.”

“I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'”