Judah Friedlander Quotes & Sayings

“No, don't learn at karate schools. They overcharge you for karate uniforms. They make you pay, like, fifty or seventy-five bucks just for a karate uniform, and you don't wear a uniform in everyday life, so why train in one? Most fights take place outdoors, not inside with perfect lighting and mats.”

“I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.”

“I actually went to film school, but I didn't like it. I'm basically self-taught.”

“Show business always tries to stereotype you, so that is something you have to fight against no matter who you are. A lot of actors who are of a minority background complain that they only get stereotyped roles, and they are 100 percent correct. However, it's also true that, no matter who you are, you get typecast as well.”

“I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for '30 Rock'. Some people think we're old friends from 'Second City' days. I had always been a fan of Tina's. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.”

“Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.”

“Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect.”

“Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer.”

“My shirt and my hat always say 'World Champion' in some language. English, Spanish, Chinese, 'Star Wars' language, which is also known as Aurebesh, mermaid language.”

“As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies.”