“As a mother, you feel much more vulnerable. And when you're vulnerable, you're a much better actress.”
“Given that I can't sing like Freddie Mercury, obviously I'm not going to pursue it as a career. What would be the point?”
“Job-wise, I did have a moment of panic that I should have been a doctor a few years ago, but I hate when people vomit.”
“Someone once said that you can make the choice between getting old and getting creepy, and I think getting old is the way to go.”
“Everybody likes the underdog, because everybody feels like the underdog. No matter how successful you are, you always think, 'No one's being nice enough to me!'”
“I can't tell you how many times I've gone to present at the Golden Globes, come home, whipped the dress off and read to my daughter wearing gazillion-dollar earrings. That's how it goes in my house, and I wouldn't have it any other way.”
“What's considered ideal in Hollywood is completely different than anywhere else in the world. I don't think you can aspire to it, nor can I. Everybody is retouched, stretched, lengthened, slimmed and trimmed. I could look at a picture of myself from the past and think, 'Why don't I look like that now?' It's because I never have!”
“I'm a fan of action movies.”
“I love my fan base because they never high-five me; they always get really shifty and hide. Adam Sandler's fan base are like, 'Hey!' and high-five him and want to hang out, but mine go behind pillars and get really freaked out.”
“Apparently, I'm very good at firing a gun without blinking, which is unusual. That's why so many action characters have to wear sunglasses during shoot-out scenes. That's my party trick.”