Lewis Black Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

Lewis Black quotes and sayings page 5 (76 year old comedian). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 121 we have for him.

“As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.”

“I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.”

“Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.”

“Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!”

“Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.”

“This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.”

“I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.”

“The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.”

“I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy.”