Lewis Black Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Lewis Black quotes and sayings page 2 (76 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 121 we have for him.
“I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.”
“I'm a happy person but an angry citizen.”
“I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.”
“Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.”
“When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.”
“It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!”
“One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.”
“If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.”
“All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.”
“The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.”
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