Lewis Black Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.”

“The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.”

“I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.”

“I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.”

“You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.”

“You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.”

“My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.”

“The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.”

“Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun.”

“I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.”