Lewis Black Quotes & Sayings (Page 12)

“I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.”

“I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll get stuck ,so I go to the help section. And it just enrages me, because why even call it a help section at all? There's nothing in any way 'helpful' about it.”

“My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.”

“I'm a Jew.”

“Self-love is a big part of golf.”

“Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.”

“The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.”

“When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.”

“I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.”

“I get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.”