Mitch Hedberg Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)
Mitch Hedberg quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased comedian born on Feb 24, 1968). Here's quote # 41 through 50 out of the 59 we have for him.
“I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.”
“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'”
“If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.”
“A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.”
“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.”
“I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.”
“I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.”
“I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.”
“If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.”
“Dogs are forever in the push up postion.”
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