Mitch Hedberg Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Mitch Hedberg quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased comedian born on Feb 24, 1968). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 59 we have for him.
“It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.”
“I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.”
“Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!”
“Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!”
“I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.”
“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.”
“I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.”
“I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.”
“I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.”
“Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.”
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