Mitch Hedberg Quotes & Sayings (Page 6)
Mitch Hedberg quotes and sayings page 6 (deceased comedian born on Feb 24, 1968). These are the last 9 out of 59 quotes we have for him.
“Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.”
“Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.”
“When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.”
“I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.”
“I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.”
“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.”
“I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.”
“It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?”
“I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.”
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