Phyllis Diller Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Phyllis Diller quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Jul 17, 1917). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 43 we have for her.
“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.”
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
“I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'”
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
“The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.”
“It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.”
“The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.”
“What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
“There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.”
“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
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