Phyllis Diller Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)
Phyllis Diller quotes and sayings page 4 (deceased comedian born on Jul 17, 1917). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 43 we have for her.
“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.”
“The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.”
“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.”
“My father used to call me the laughing hyena.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.”
“My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.”
“I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.”
“I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.”
“I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?”
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