Phyllis Diller Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

Phyllis Diller quotes and sayings page 5 (deceased comedian born on Jul 17, 1917). These are the last 3 out of 43 quotes we have for her.

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“Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.”

“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.”

“A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.”

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