Phyllis Diller Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Phyllis Diller quotes and sayings page 3 (deceased comedian born on Jul 17, 1917). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 43 we have for her.
“Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.”
“My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.”
“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.”
“You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.”
“You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.”
“Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.”
“I wanted to become me, totally me. The more me, the better. I instinctively knew this and I was right.”
“If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.”
“His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.”
“My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.”
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