Will Rogers Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)

“When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.”

“America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.”

“If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.”

“The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.”

“There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.”

“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”

“Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.”

“The best way out of a difficulty is through it.”

“Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.”

“If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.”