Wilson Mizner Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.”

“It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.”

“I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.”

“The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.”

“A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.”

“To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.”

“To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.”

“In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.”

“All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.”

“A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.”