Wilson Mizner Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.”

“The first hundred years are the hardest.”

“You sparkle with larceny.”

“I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'”

“Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.”

“Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.”

“The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.”

“Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.”

“Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.”

“God help those who do not help themselves.”